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EAR HAIR – WHO’S GOT JOKES?

(There are always jokes floating around about Desi girl stereotypes… so I decided to make some up about Desi guys. So who’s got jokes? Only ORIGINAL rebuttals will be accepted.)
THEY MIGHT LOOK THE SAME BUT HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GORILLA AND A DESI GUY?
~ Gorilla’s don’t have butt hair.

WHAT DID THE BEAR CUB SAY TO THE DESI GUY?
~ You still live with your mommy?!

WHAT’S THE MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE ON A DESI GUY?
~ His wallet.

WHY ARE SO MANY DESI MEN DOCTORS?
~ Overcompensation.

WHAT DID THE DESI GUY SAY TO THE DESI GIRL HE LIKED AT THE PARTY?
~ (trick question) Nothing. But his mom got her number.

WHY DO SO MANY DESI GIRLS PREFER WHITE GUYS OVER DESI GUYS?
~ They’re just not into dating other women (like his mother and his sister and his grandmother’s cousin’s best friend’s sister…. and his other girlfriend…).

BUT THEN HOW CAN YOU NOT ABSOLUTELY ADORE DESI MEN – MIDGETS ARE LIKE SOOOOO CUTE!

TRYING TO LOSE A WHITE GUY – TAKE OUT YOUR MACE. TRYING TO LOSE A DESI GUY – TAKE OUT YOUR CHAPPAL.

AND GIRLS, IF BY ANY CHANCE YOU FORGET HIS NAME – JUST CALL HIM OMAR/OMER/UMAR/UMER. MOHAMMAD OR ALI WILL USUALLY GET HIS ATTENTION TOO.

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October 30, 2006 - Posted by | RandomDesi

5 Comments »

  1. i have yo mama jokes…

    Comment by miral | October 31, 2006 | Reply

  2. uh oh… let’s hear em…

    Comment by Nadia | October 31, 2006 | Reply

  3. yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squooshed boogers out of george washingtons nose!

    Comment by miral | November 1, 2006 | Reply

  4. ew

    Comment by SarahK | November 2, 2006 | Reply

  5. These are hilarious.

    Although the gorilla joke does seem to apply to both desi guys AND girls… Sorry y’all, but you KNOW you’ve seen that sister with the far too low low-riding jeans bend over to pick something up, and DAMN… there’s just all this… well, anyways, I’m just saying. If you’ve got to get a Brazilian to wear that pair of jeans, just don’t do it.

    Comment by Fembot | November 9, 2006 | Reply


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