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It’s Not Yours If It Ain’t Motherf***in’ Trademarked

So, like, I recently heard some obscure line, not sure where it’s from or anything, but I think it goes a little something like this:

“I’ve had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!”

So I decided I liked it so much I’m going to trademark it. Cool? And I don’t care how badass you are, you can’t use it. It’s mine.


September 7, 2006 - Posted by | Make Chai Not War, RandomDesi


  1. what do you think sam jackson has to say about that?

    Comment by rabia | September 7, 2006 | Reply

  2. the last thing a brown person of the muslim type needs to be doing on an airplane is blurting out obscenities.

    also, i think there’s a law against stealing two trademarks expressions in one lifetime. you’ve already jacked miral’s “useless,” now you’re ripping off of those poor screenwriters?

    Comment by omer | September 8, 2006 | Reply

  3. Actually, you can’t trademark or copyright a slogan that long, probably. You could try, though.

    Comment by Omar | September 8, 2006 | Reply

  4. Didn’t paris hilton try to copyright “that’s hot” and the world laughed at her..i mean with her?

    And donald with “you’re fired?”

    Comment by miral | September 11, 2006 | Reply

  5. Dude… I’m so trademarking the name Omar/Omer/Umer/Umar and any other variation. And NO ONE else can use it (without paying me first) – No ONE!!!

    Comment by Nadia | September 12, 2006 | Reply

  6. “snakes on a plane” has become my new zen koan.

    example of everday use of my new zen koan in action:

    Mom: Haris, there’ll be hell to pay if you don’t wash the dishes
    Me: Snakes on a plane
    Dad: Didn’t I tell you to take the trash out?
    Me: Snakes on a plane.
    Doctor: Haris, we need to operate on your remaining joints. It’s gonna be a long, extremely painful procedure and we’re not sure your insurance is gonna cover it.
    Me: Snakes on a plane.

    Comment by newworldman | September 28, 2006 | Reply

  7. haris, hahahahaha

    Comment by miral | September 28, 2006 | Reply

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