It’s Not Yours If It Ain’t Motherf***in’ Trademarked
So, like, I recently heard some obscure line, not sure where it’s from or anything, but I think it goes a little something like this:
“I’ve had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!”
So I decided I liked it so much I’m going to trademark it. Cool? And I don’t care how badass you are, you can’t use it. It’s mine.
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what do you think sam jackson has to say about that?
the last thing a brown person of the muslim type needs to be doing on an airplane is blurting out obscenities.
also, i think there’s a law against stealing two trademarks expressions in one lifetime. you’ve already jacked miral’s “useless,” now you’re ripping off of those poor screenwriters?
Actually, you can’t trademark or copyright a slogan that long, probably. You could try, though.
Didn’t paris hilton try to copyright “that’s hot” and the world laughed at her..i mean with her?
And donald with “you’re fired?”
Dude… I’m so trademarking the name Omar/Omer/Umer/Umar and any other variation. And NO ONE else can use it (without paying me first) – No ONE!!!
“snakes on a plane” has become my new zen koan.
example of everday use of my new zen koan in action:
Mom: Haris, there’ll be hell to pay if you don’t wash the dishes
Me: Snakes on a plane
Dad: Didn’t I tell you to take the trash out?
Me: Snakes on a plane.
Doctor: Haris, we need to operate on your remaining joints. It’s gonna be a long, extremely painful procedure and we’re not sure your insurance is gonna cover it.
Me: Snakes on a plane.
haris, hahahahaha